(USA TODAY) It's the Oscar video bomb that's gone viral.
You're Jennifer Lawrence, post-biggest moment of your professional life, getting interviewed by George Stephanopoulos, and someone crashes the cozy tete-a-tete: Jack Nicholson.
And then, after you graciously gush over one of your acting idols, things get progressively, predictably, creepy:
Nicholson, tenderly touching Lawrence's shoulder: "You did such a beautiful job! I don't mean to crash your interview."
Lawrence, laughing: "Yeah, you're being really rude."
Nicholson: "Enjoy the night. I loved you in the movie. It was great. (Massive non sequitur alert:) You look like an old girlfriend of mine."
Lawrence: "Oh really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?"
Nicholson, ducking away: "I thought about it."
Lawrence, burying head in hands: "Oh, my God! Is he still here?"
Nicholson, back in view, in his signature shades: "I'll be waiting!"
Lawrence, more shrill: "Oh, my God! I need a rearview mirror!"
For those of you brave enough to do the math: Nicholson is 75. Lawrence is - gulp - 22.
Also predictably: a smorgasbord of GIFs documenting the cringe-tastic exchange are being served up.