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JENSEN BEACH, Florida (CBS12) -- Police responding to a report of a reckless vehicle on Federal Highway were treated to a strip dance by a woman who claimed she couldn't perform DUI tests because of the size of her breasts.
The self-described top-heavy suspect, Maureen Jane Raymond, was pulled over in her gray 1999 Toyota Camry, double-parking at a Walgreens drug store, according to a Martin County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit for her arrest.
The responding deputy reported that Raymond, 49, tried three times to exit her Camry after being told to remain in the car and was drinking from a cup of what she called tea with another cup in the vehicle the deputy said smelled of alcohol.
The deputy said Raymond staggered when she was told to exit the car, had glassy and bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and the "strong odor" of alcohol on her breath.
According to the affidavit, when told she was going to be put through some roadside tests to determine if she was safe to drive, Raymond explained that if she was asked to close her eyes and keep her balance she wasn't going to do well because, "big breast you don't balance well."
When Raymond, identified as 5'6" and 216 pounds, was asked to do a walk and turn task, the deputy reported "I asked the defendant to stand in the starting position and she asked me if I realized that she had a big chest. I asked her if she felt she could walk heel to toe and she stated 'I never can.' She then stated 'OK, whatever' and began walking down the line ... when she reached the end of the line she began to dance."
Raymond said she would try a second time if the deputy would hold her hand. Then she seemed doubtful, then tried again "and when I told her to keep her hands at her side she stated 'hell no not with these.' Telling me again she can't do it, not with her big boobies."
During the one-legged stand test, Raymond offered to show her breast to the deputy, who refused and stopped her from doing so. Ultimately, she decided against the one-legged stand, according to the affidavit.
When given instruction to put her finger to her nose, Raymond said she could spin and began doing so until the deputy stopped her. As she performed the task, she swayed in a circular motion, the deputy reported.
When told her breath was to be tested, she struggled to understand the "implied consent" rule and then asked to pray while the testing equipment was being calibrated. When the device was ready, she said she was praying and that the "officer needed to relax because she is praying and God is first."
The officer warned her that if she didn't take the test it would be charged as a refusal and she would forfeit her license, and she continued to pray, then stood up and started to provide a sample, but didn't blow into it long enough. On a second attempt she prayed out loud, but ultimately never provided a valid breath test sample, MCSO reported.
Raymond turns 50 Feb. 23.
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