VERO BEACH, FL (CBS12) -- A woman who woke from an afternoon nap to a noise coming from her living room Wednesday found an intoxicated neighbor sitting in her recliner removing his shirt and coyly asking "What are you gonna do for me?"
By the time Indian River County Sheriff's deputies responded, they report Ronald Christopher Reich, 67, a fellow resident in the Countryside Mobile Home Park at 8775 20th St., smelled strongly of alcohol. He told deputies he had consumed two to three drinks.
The victim told police she woke at about 4:30 p.m. and found Reich sitting in her recliner. When she asked what he was doing, she says he replied "What's it to you?" When she asked whom he was looking for, he said "You, who do you think?" and removed his shirt, saying "It's about time you got here. What are you gonna do for me? I've waited long enough."
When she told Reich she was going to call police, she told police he laughed. It's not clear if the two know each other.
According to a probable cause affidavit for his arrest, a deputy
asked him why he had urinated on himself and Reich replied "I just did a little bit. I just squeaked out a little bit."
According to the affidavit, Reich had "completely urinated all over his clothing and lost control of his bowels and 'messed' inside of his pants." When asked his address he seemed confused and gave his old address in New York, the deputy reported.
Reich was jailed on misdemeanor charges of trespassing in an occupied dwelling and disorderly intoxication. He remained in the Indian River County Jail on $1,000 bond Thursday morning.
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