The President of Vice: The Onion does Joe Biden 'autobiography'

(USA TODAY) -- The satirical newspaper The Onion has often had fun with Vice President Joe Biden, and is now putting their efforts into an e-book.

The President of Vice, released Friday, is a fake "autobiography" of the vice president, written in "Biden style." It's available on Kindle for $2.99.

"Hombre, you've just done Uncle Joe a real solid buying this book," says the foreword. "I ain't the kind of guy who forgets his debts. Next time we meet there's a tallboy of ice cold Beast on me."

The e-book cover shows a shirtless Biden washing his Trans Am on the White House lawn.

You get the drift.