(USA Today) Multiple celebrity media are reporting that Ryan Gosling and girlfriend Eva Mendes are expecting a baby together and she's…seven months along? Really?
Cue the sighs of disappointment from zillions over the removal of Gosling from the available Hollywood hottie category.
But some of us were too busy wondering how Mendes could be seven months pregnant and no one knew.
US Weekly says an "insider" confirmed the rumors that popped up earlier today, in places such as OK magazine.
All unnamed sources, of course. One of them told OK that Mendes has been ready for motherhood for some time.
She's 40, he's 33. They've been together for three years, and co-starred in a movie, The Place Beyond the Pines, last year.
In February, as US Weekly noted, Mendes dismissed rumors that she was with child, tellingEllen DeGeneres that she routinely opts out of going through airport scanners because she thinks they're creepy, not because she's pregnant.
But maybe she didn't know it then?
Some people were faux freaked out on Twitter. "I need to lie down," tweeted Al Jazeera Americaanchor Richelle Carey